I always think of him as a Cub. 

Yeah, it wasn’t a storybook ending for Andre and us, but I choose to remember the good times. When I read how happy he was to play on natural grass, how his achy knees were so much better off, and I think of how often we were told that he had to get fluid drained from his knees and had this intricate routine that…

Buddy, I can call Ty Cobb anything I want cause that dead mother fucker isn’t gonna do a god damn thing to stop me. He wouldn’t drive on roads paved by the Chinese. He hit Guatemalans with tire irons for fun. He tucked his weiner back at least twice a day because it made him feel alive.

Man, these Mexicans are showing up everywhere.  Now they’re taking jobs away from hardworking black gangbang workers.

They should hang it in their old building, right before they demolish it.

Finally a Barry who can do good sports talk.

Boomers in 2000: Don’t believe everything you read online.
Boomers in 2019: Twitter user “Rea1NBAC0ach” said it, so it must be true!

“Atkinson said he does not regularly use the N-word.”

Maybe it’s Bud Light and it’s both piss and beer.

I imagine part of the allure of climbing Everest was not just it being the highest point on Earth yet the now antiquated belief that so few people could actually do it.

Pelicans fan here. Everyone can kiss my ass he’s our hostage. 

Who was accused of rape and would not cease to vape?

Never has a person’s actions contradicted his shirt this precisely.

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

I was at the game Henry Burris started. It was worse in person.

A few of the 40 quarterbacks that played for the Bears since Super Bowl 20

Rex Grossman and Jay Cutler were BEASTS compared to Peterman...

I seem to recall Craig Krenzel being this bad.