I am looking forward to this with hedged anticipation. I love the whole MST3K thing, but the different voices… that's going to be tough. I bailed on the original series when Trace Beaulieu left and Crow's voice became bland aural oatmeal. Sorry, but it threw me completely out of the show. (And Pearl wasn't very…

I am a huge Prince fan, but I can almost bet you the entirety of my worldly possessions that his memoir would have been more inscrutable and confusing and purposefully obtuse than his liner notes ever were. Just watch Kevin Smith's story about working with Prince, and that will give you a window into how he…

I see what you did there! (And we waited until we got to our destination.)

For me it's In 'N' Out. It started with an old girlfriend back in '96, and now two decades later I still love to swing by and get a double-double on my way to the mountains or wherever.

When I was in high school, I would listen to Howard Jones' "New Song" over and over until the bus came. For weeks, MONTHS, on end. And it never got old. I went to school with a bouncy synth pop anthem motivating me. Not a bad thing at all.

You made me laugh out loud. I'm in a dark mood, and this was just what I needed.

I will admit, I think these stupid cheap-ass tacos are DELICIOUS. There have been times when I've been heading home after work really late, and I swing by the JITB on the way and grab 4 tacos and a soda. And I devour them before I'm anywhere close to being home.

Okay, yes, I see what you're saying. But I tried to make it clear that I'm wired differently than most people. I'm not a monster, really, but BOY HOWDY do I love me some felines.

There was a specially-created preview of this movie for… AMC? Pacific Theaters? I forget which. Anyway, it was the animated cast ice skating to some pop song. And the pig was front and center, being "outrageous" and "funny", and I could tell right away I had zero desire to ever see this movie. I'm not the demographic…

Whew. Okay, thanks. I'm going to believe you!… Now, I'm off to the cinema for some incredibly dour film enjoyment.

I love Verhoeven, so I desperately want to see "Elle", but there's something in the promotional materials that's giving me pause. I've seen a still of Huppert holding a cat. The look she's giving it, and the body language she's exhibiting, make it seem like she's about to do something horrific to that beautiful…

No popcorn?!?! Then we, sir, are at an impasse.

For me it was - ugh - "The Fountainhead". My wife struggled through it because one of her good friends loves it… loves it to the point where she reads it one a year. So after my wife was done, she badgered me to read it. I knew the plot, I knew about Rand and her Objectivism, I was completely aware of the book. But I…

I actually laughed out loud at "Diagnosis? Bastard!". That's an awesome name.

I was one of the 18 people that saw "I Come In Peace" at the theater. I loved it. And I snatched up the Shout/Scream Factory special edition Blu-Ray when it came out.

Well, Gwen took my number one pick… If I could go back to 1980, when my new friend Tom introduced me to "Bohemian Rhapsody" for the first time, I'd love to watch my 14-year-old self experience it. That song blew my mind, and to this day Queen remains my favorite band of all time.

The name may be a cute pun, but Pet Symmetry is a great indie pop/power pop band.
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I loved "Scrubs" with a religious fervor when it was airing. Then it ended. Then it hit syndication. And I found myself skipping over it every time it came up on the channel guide. And I've never gone back. I don't hate it. In fact, me and the wife still toss JD-and-Turk quotes around all the time. But for some…

He was also in "Flash Gordon". He played Munson, who got squished by Flash's last-minute crash landing.

Someone in editorial should be fired… there's a glaring typo in this article's title. For some reason it says "Beauty And The Beast" instead of "The Little Mermaid".