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Donatello, Ninja Turtle Attorney
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I call this service “NoScript” and “Adblock”.

Making shit up is pretty much the way the Good Ole Boys Club down South deals with “the other”.

This is happening to me, too. :(

Trophies still have to sync but who cares? Fuck you! Stickers!

I really wish they’d add an invisibility mode!

Telling people this generation why a software update to magically enable the ps4 to emulate ps3 games reminds of last generation telling people that the 360 won’t get blu-ray next patch.

AKA: The hardware isn’t there.

Backwards compatibility is not coming. There is no way they can emulate the CELL processor on x86 processor.

Now playing

WHO’S A GOOD DOG? FALLOUT 4’S DOG IS A GOOD DOG. SUCH A GOOD DOG YES HE IS.

0:00
cat: “Please hurry”
girl: “Since we’re here, why not — that big one?”
burly guy: “We can think about that later”
wimpy guy: “What’s happening?”
girl: “Just run, quickly!”
cat: “This is bad, real bad!”
burly guy: “They’re catching up with us.”
wimpy guy: “It’s really hard to run downhill here.”
girl: “Mono! Car! Car!”

I can do it after work (in a few hours) if no one has done it by then.

We’re doing this shit over until you get it right, Mario.

Let’s get the low hanging fruit out there first

This worked out pretty fabulously for Kimmel, on purpose I’m sure. He got to make his jokes, then the usual set of gamers predictably acted like rabid psycho gamergater asshats (more comedy!), then he gets to ‘make up’ with some famous rational gamers.

Okay, but the god question gets answered rather quickly, doesn’t it? I knew the God thing was bullshit in 4th grade.

I hope it's a copy of Super Mario 64