Jesus, look at that face. THAT’s what people want to keep out of their country.

Morning. I can’t think straight until I’ve had a shower in the morning.

Oh god I love this article. Every year, this article. I get in so much trouble for laughing loudly at work.

This.

I’d like to make a request (really more of a plea). Someone - Hamilton, or anyone else on staff either here or at Giz or even Kotaku - please write a post entitled “Stop Freaking Out.”

Same. Suddenly realizing I’m stuck here unless I want to completely give up my livelihood.

at about 4 in the morning, i lay awake and wondered what it’d be like if our neighbors decided to burn down the jews’ house, or to just kick us out and take it.

Thanks!

What I’ll remember of Janet Reno is that she was willing to make fun of herself. Good trait.

Greenlight. $150M budget. Get me someone, who’s hot right now? Get me Pratt!

“You can follow Stryder7x’s continued attempts to nail Peach%”

Ooh, do me next! #narcissism.

“She’s not yet shown a warm and fuzzy side.”

“I wasn’t thinking as an attorney but like a ... sorority girl,” she said.

I was so prepared for the “boo hoo, you only make $160k a year” argument, but - damn. To guard Trump, that’s nothing.

The person who needs a Slim Jim Dash Button also needs a full documentary devoted to him/her.

The person who needs a Slim Jim Dash Button also needs a full documentary devoted to him/her.

I can’t believe this has to happen. Horrible, horrifying, horrid. H words. Awkwardness.

Squirrel Girl could. But she wouldn’t.