That’s a pretty cool update. Very impressed. Gives me hope for more stuff down the line, like Forest/Ice theme levels and more enemies!

That’s cool.

I was with you until you got to your dislike of Witcher 3. Then you were just being contrary.

Kid was dead the whole time. #done

I say they go all out. Bring in time travel, full arsenal of future weaponry. Turok-style, basically an open-world Turok.

Updating to El Capitan caused alerts to continuously pop up - “USB devices Disabled, Unplug the device using too much power to re-enable USB devices.”

I believe you. And yet - that’s an argument that I’ve heard before about a lot of things that later happened. If there was money to be made, something would magically appear.

If there was enough money to be made from it, they’d find a way.

This innovation took a massive team of engineers. Good thing they weren’t wasting their time trying to figure out a way to let us change our PSN names, or heaven forbid backwards compatibility.

well, I am wearing a Pebble Time Steel right now. It’s late, but it’s on my wrist.

Hey Patricia, would there be a way for someone at Kotaku to create a place where people could share their Mario level IDs? Maybe make an article called “Send Us Your Mario Levels” or something like that?

Man, it’s stuff like this that makes me think the human race needs a major culling.

This is fantastic, thank you!

Please, please let the City of NY do this. We could make so much money, and save so much on false arrest lawsuits...

Looks so awesome. Any chance of getting an English translation? Can anyone transcribe it?

Well, everyone saw it coming. A delayed game can still be great, but a bad game is bad forever, right?

that’s hilarious.

Every time I order from Amazon. No one asks me to pre-order anything else, no one tries to make small talk with me and the game shows up without a problem, on time. Every time.

Well, he looks.... nice?

ACTING!