See, now I need TF2. Thanks a lot,Owen.

Any game requiring me to solve a problem in the one way the developers wanted it solved...so pretty much every game that's not a sandbox.

...fuck the portfolio, I need something to do until Fallout 3 hits.

if by 'creepy' you mean 'indecipherable', I concur.

Why is it when XPlay beat a premise into the ground, it can be both predictable AND funny, but when SNL do it it's just painful?

Well, the only sane response is for Kotaku to dissect a manatee, a whale and a dolphin and report any choking hazards.

KI remains the only fighting game I was ever able to remember ridiculously long combos for, and the real fun came from learning them on the Nintendo then going out and slaughtering noobs at the arcade.

Driver (You know you're old when you hear people bitch about pop-up on GTA IV and remember what REAL pop up was like), Driver 2 (Just like Driver only worse!), Marvel Ultimate Alliance (The leveling crimes aside, it was a horrendous button masher with 0 replay value), Interstate '82 (AKA Vigilate8 reskinned), Postal…

Interstate '82.

As long as Niko stays away from Vice City. That's Vercetti-territory.

*Yawn*

I'm a Ford man at heart, but there's no denying that this should have been the new K.I.T.T.