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Personally I blame the media. I can’t get the damn pumpkin head out of my nightmares.

If you wrote this scene into a comedy screenplay, I think even Adam Sandler would be like “Dude, wtf?”

“Reckless endangerment” sounds like a much heavier crime than it actually is. If she ends up doing time it won’t be much. Definitely less than for rape.

It’s like going on a shooting rampage to raise awareness of gun violence.