The Facebook “Unfollow Joe Shmo” feature is the best thing to ever come to the internet.

There is no one in the world that is so interesting they need 2 Instagram pages.

No mention of a pocket knife? A good one will do all of the above tasks as well as allow you to constantly carve on a piece of wood when you get 80.

I mean, 2 BIG 12 teams in the final four isn’t impossible either. Or 2 Sec teams, or 2 PAC 12 teams. At this point nothing is surprising.

If I pay $90 for a sweatshirt it better look like I paid $90 for it. This looks like my mom got it at Walmart.

If I pay $90 for a sweatshirt it better look like I paid $90 for it. This looks like my mom got it at Walmart.

Obviously the people who nominate for these co-op’s make about 123254643x my salary.

Obviously the people who nominate for these co-op’s make about 123254643x my salary.

No Kentucky as a best tournament team? Instant credibility hit

I thought this was going to be a story about how you heroically got chewed up and swallowed by a massive dog only to bravely hang onto its tongue and force it to spit you out but my disappointment came when I found out you only meant “a German Shepherd bit me”

I was immediately intrigued at “At the age of 11 a German Shepherd ate me” but the story was drastically downhill from there.

Is there an advantage for getting into an income driven re-payment plan over the standard re-payment plan if I plan on snowballing my debt?

Kansas getting bounced from the tournament early by a low seed? Sounds like it’s March Madness finally!

This whole story of this guy is one of the most bizarre and disturbing stories I have ever come across. I can’t believe some parent somewhere along the line didn’t beat this guy.

That is the sole reason I come to this article.

When my wife and I got married last year we got something like 10% off like 90 days after the wedding at the place we registered. So some cash we got for the wedding went towards a few things we didn’t get off our registry.

Up until last year my parents lived in a rural area where you couldn’t buy alcohol of any kind for about a 50 mile radius.

*15 seconds later

I leave for work around 6:30am every morning. There’s no way I’m waking up at 6 every morning without an alarm clock.

This kind of makes me angry I paid $250 for the regular xbox one a year ago.

This kind of makes me angry I paid $250 for the regular xbox one a year ago.

Every now and then my windshield wipers just quit working and only time will make them start again. Usually after an hour or so they come back on. Any suggestions?

The real question is will there be a Funbag in the 2017 that doesn’t mention Trump?