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To them he’s smart, charasmatic, sincere, and well-spoken. They are that dumb.

I watched about 9-10 minutes of this last night, in three, 2-3ish minute blocks, and I seriously don’t get it. This man is one of the worst speakers I’ve ever seen. Take away whether or not I agree with him, and I still can’t see how people can listen to these things.

I accidentally saw an instagram photo of a very wealthy white woman with her dad, husband and brother out on their very nice boat in the florida keys. They all wore their trump hats and wished the president a happy birthday. She’s a little well known in certain circles where I live. She had well over 100 likes when I

Such a hoax that everyone at the rally needed to sign a waiver saying they can’t sue if they catch it!

Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

I could at least understand the chicken molesting...

This stuff just writes itself ...

Whatever. Breathe deep, mother fuckers!

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

I know everyone loves on Matt Berry (and rightfully so, as he’s brilliant), but for me, Kayvan Novak as Nandor is the MVP. His relationship with Guillermo this season was the backbone of it, and they were both just so fantastic. He’s my favorite character by far. He plays Nandor as the perfect combination of lovable

This is the last straw.

If there were a drinking game to come out of this show, I would drink every time Nandor says “Colon Roe-been-son.” Cracks me up every time.

So your point is that, Obama is worse. But because Trump is so stupid it makes him look worse?

There is no replacement for displacement offsite tape.

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

Not arguing with how wrong the misappropriation of symbols is. It’d be nearly impossible for Marvel to prevent it though I know we’d at least like Marvel to make a more definitive proclamation (releasing it in a comic doesn’t count). I’d just like to know why police officers are allowed to put any kind of flair on

The extra credit irony is that Disney is infamously control-freaky about it’s intellectual property and hasn’t exactly been shy about setting the lawyer loose on anyone who even looks sideways at, let alone violates, its trade-marks.