Don’t worry, everyone. I hate myself too.

Anyone that has a sobbing meltdown over waiting for fast food needs to have their gun removed and to have their fitness for duty evaluated. 

I could at least understand the chicken molesting...

Whatever. Breathe deep, mother fuckers!

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

NASCAR will still wave the Confederate flag to signal the start of the last lap though, as is tradition.

I know everyone loves on Matt Berry (and rightfully so, as he’s brilliant), but for me, Kayvan Novak as Nandor is the MVP. His relationship with Guillermo this season was the backbone of it, and they were both just so fantastic. He’s my favorite character by far. He plays Nandor as the perfect combination of lovable…

This is the last straw.

If there were a drinking game to come out of this show, I would drink every time Nandor says “Colon Roe-been-son.” Cracks me up every time.

There is no replacement for displacement offsite tape.

Racists can’t seem to love green more than they hate black.

You are wasting your time. That’s one of our tired old trolls who found he can change his name, yet forgets that his old one is still visible to any who click on his name.

In regards to how challenging they were WARNED it would be, they said in a video that God would give them the strength or whatever. For all my Christians out there: IF YOU HAVE TO ASK GOD OR ANY OTHER MYSTICAL CREATURE FOR THE STRENGTH TO DO SOMETHING YOU ARE NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO DO IT.

May all of their bio children grow up to be radical queer atheists.

Oh, you mean the Autozone that was set on fire by St. Paul Police Officer and Agent Provocateur Officer Jacob Peterson? The one the protesters tried to stop? The one who did that and then immediately disappeared right before riot police arrived and started tossing canisters of teargas, pepper-spraying, and shooting…

Ah, yes, because if there’s one thing we’ve all learned over the last few weeks, it’s that the cops can be trusted to do the right thing.

Hey shitposter! Here’s another copy of my post you just dismissed. Fuck all the way off, troll.

The very same. 

I’m a white liberal. I say burn it all down to the fucking ground.

I think you’ll find technically your whole damn country is founded on a violent protest, and without it you’d be singing “god save the queen” before big sporting events.