he can’t, because the moment he quits the state of New York is going to drop a dump truck of state charges on him

What a fucking child. I can’t understand how his followers think he is some kind of alpha male. He’s gamma as fuck. He is a weak man’s idea of a strong man. A poor man’s idea of a rich man. A stupid man’s idea of a smart man.
 

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I want you to be wrong but I know you’re not and now I want a drink at 10am.

Maybe the media should only send female reporters to these press conferences and let the fun ensue.

Honestly, he didn’t look that angry. As in, this felt calculated in a way to further normalize the country into the idea that press conferences will be cancelled or ended abruptly if the president doesn’t like the line of questioning.

My favorite thing from that nutso press conference? OBAMAGATE!

Because the real issue here is that her husband is obviously gay and she’s in denial. 

Who knew electing a dim-witted, narcissistic sociopath to the most powerful position in government could have negative consequences?

I made the mistake of watching this fat fucker’s presser yesterday. I knew going in that it was going to be full of lies and a complete waste of time but fortunately/unfortunately time is one of the things I have in abundance right now. He was spewing some shit about the economy and fake news and his reelection and…

i keep seeing the two people who killed themselves using fish tank cleaner because donald said to, and i still dont have an microounce of any empathy for them. im actually kind of relieved. 

If you could reason with religious people, there would be no religious people.

I’d take a fingernail golem over the actual golem made of fried chicken and Sudafed that’s in the White House now.

Black? White? All I see is grey....

“Cooning” is when a self-hating African-American plays the fool for a White audience in exchange for the limited social acceptance the latter are willing to give within their racial hierarchy.

The complete lack... no, the willing abnegation... of agency in some of these is astounding. “God decides this stuff...” so you shouldn’t bother doing anything. The Bible says so, so everything will be fine. The man in charge says everything is ok, so why bother thinking otherwise?

Pompeo was on the Hill this morning to field questions, but as usual, he wouldn’t say anything so he could get out of there because he had a talk at CPAC just after noon.

That does seem like it’d be a rather crappy situation for them - one can only hope.

I always pray there’s a norovirus outbreak at CPAC. Norovirus is one helluva fun, wild ride.

Is it wrong of me to think it would be highly ironic if there turns out to have been a massive outbreak of Coronavirus at CPAC, instead of just the usual outbreak of amorality, stupidity, and grifting?