It’s fucking scrip. They’ve brought back scrip.

she says she spent all night reading the bible

Exactly! Considering how many people read the books and watched the movies, the Earth should now be a demon filled hellscape!

When they discover that my religion encoourages those of the faith to slaughter mercilessly those that discriminate....

If I may, this is a commonly held misconception.

“The curses and spells used in the books are actual curses and spells; which when read by a human being risk conjuring evil spirits into the presence of the person reading the text.”

“blonde Jewish women between the ages of 15-35"

15 - 37. Ivanka’s 37.

That’s not entirely true.

Note to the guards: Suicide watch does not mean, “watch someone commit suicide.”

HR works for management to protect the company. The sooner people realize this, the sooner you will understand the true role of your HR deparment.

Oh sure it looks bad, but that's only because you put exactly what they said into print with the appropriate amount of context around it to get across exactly what they were trying to say!

People standing up to and protesting literal fascists= terrorists

I’m Canadian but I continue to be astonished each day that the US has ever functioned as one single country. The southern and mid-west parts of your country are essentially cancer (plus or minus the big cities) and a bigger threat to the future of the US than ANY other country. As it was in 1861. It amazes me the US…

So... GOP is really going to label anyone opposed to them as terrorists, huh?

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

In Sweden, do they call him “AkrAP Rocky”? 

You’re not an intelligent person and nobody values anything you have to say.

It would be “too bad” if Trump fatally rage stroked-out and his disease riddled carcass toppled over and crushed Mike Pence’s soft skull.

“I mean, this is the level to which we have sunken as a society, where I can’t even set up a last-minute, hastily-arranged, self-serving press conference full of misinformation and half-assed lies on someone else’s private property without any notice or permission whatsoever.”