Ramen...

Pope Palpatine???

Napalm

Hat AND hair conditioner both - I am a very bad man for not giving thanks and praise...

No - he means public subsidizing of politicians rent, etc. That’s our duty as tax paying citizens, to accommodate our ruling elite (who pay no taxes because they are rich, and also the people who write the rules).

Ignorance of the law (Jaywalking) is in no way a defense for breaking the law

And adultery...

Color Bleach me surprised when I learned that it is not.

Yes - you do.

My spouse mentioned tonight that she finds muscular men unappealing. Good! We’ll be together forever.

Or a tongue has been...

Sometimes we’re inside the butthole (with her explicit permission, of course).

Sweetie Dahling!!!

The Root is becoming a Bizarro StormFront - I’m pained by the hate & outright racism I see here.

You just know there are video & audio devices “watching” the passengers in the airplane - maybe one of these passengers should ask their lawyers to get the tapes.

That was so well done I heard it in a secondary character’s voice from “Black Mass”, that masterpiece about Whitey Bulger.

I’m pretty sure none of them even caught a whiff of the humour in your post.

Like most celebs with great tits, her brain is a tad under developed & her mouth is best used for non-talking stuff (singing, sucking, etc.).

I’d draw the line at those parasitic vermin, the televangelists.

They used the talking snake...