Yes it is.

And his nose.

May His conscience never have a single day of rest as his actions haunt him on his deathbed. 

It’ll be imitation crab. Delaware is not that classy.

I didn’t attend a non segregated school until I was sent to boarding school ‘up north’ in 1992. I was born in 1978!

I remember, much like Pepperidge Farms, that he used to be somewhat respected. Now it appears that he goes off on weird tangents. Maybe a case of the olds?

I like it! Just replace ‘tin roof’ with ‘hot pavement’ and we have a winner!

If you need help in work-shopping any of your entries, let me know. Especially, the second one...

And cuck!

Thank you! That’s what I have been saying for years.

If I were the HUD director, because I can?

I can’t believe Stacey is related to Damon Dash!

Yaaas!

Did they know who she was?

He is. That’s why I don’t believe these allegations.

“...campaign adviser George Papadopoulos, who, I’d like to point out, is not Webster’s father...”

I saw this earlier and thought it was a joke. I think the Governor got trolled hard!

You are sick! Children have died and you want to make this a partisan issue? Have you no shame?

I was lazy, so I just copied and pasted your text to my email and sent it Ms. Kolsti and her manager. She does indeed look like Ferris Bueller’s principal.

Is it safer than a regualr pressure cooker? I remember hearing a warning about those things from somewhere?

Is it safer than a regualr pressure cooker? I remember hearing a warning about those things from somewhere?