Anyone can get a laugh; Mac's goin' for gasps.

Just Chani and me
and Shadout Mapes three
We're happy in my Dune Heaven

Nope, it was Welsh.

Is Tia Carrere available to play the cop who hunts down the rellik?

Uhh they're not all bad hombres.

Yeah, just about everybody in every Mamet-directed-movie feels that way to me, too. I think Rebecca Pidgeon just amps it all the way up to 11 and mega-stilts, which I think works magnificently, but I can see why somebody else wouldn't agree.

I think I read somewhere that both companies really do have nerd lawyers to hash this Fox v Marvel stuff out behind closed doors.

The Dickscrete Charm of the Bonergeoisie

I don't see it, how's HBO gonna sexualise a movie about people in skintight rubber outfits riding around on phalluses and drinking their own urine?

Bob Dylan

If you didn't take it with a phone at arm's length, it ain't a selfie.

I guess it's because SHIELD had a really dire first year, and it's hard to come back from something like that.

Username/comment synergy.

Thanks a bunch, Charlie Brooker and David Siiiiiiiims! This one's on you.

At least it makes more sense than when Avengers: EMH got cancelled because Jeph Loeb didn't want it overshadowing Avengers: Not As Good (that was the title, wasn't it?).

You gotta be steak and kidding me, AV Club.

Excuse me but I think you mean "One-Winged Dove".

Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?

He must have been King of the Wicker People.

I remember watching Blues Brothers on VHS and wondering what the SCMODS text actually said. On the DVD, it was clearly visible. Obvious Conclusion, Internet!