Thanks for this. And also thanks to all the people who replied, because at first I assumed that setting name was a joke!

I want to see Zack Snyder's brilliant vision in an unadulterated form, and also I think the movie will be really bad so I only want to watch it once. So I gotta see this version!

I think this is probably the right way to look at it. If you're making a movie about obsession, you want the object to be a blank slate or a painting of a dead woman or a sports almanac.

I think he still ages at the normal rate though? Bond Movies aren't like Dog Years.

I dozed off right after the chase, you didn't miss much.

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He's Mutant Tony Stark now, leader of One Of The Avengers Teams, unless he's died since Secret Wars.

It is a mediocre noir film, but it's mediocre in the usual ways. The gimmick actually holds up pretty well.

She had shorter curly hair! It's "Felicity" all over again!

That's what was so inept about it.

The prosecution also 'staged' the Brown household, you can hear Clark complaining about how ineptly decorated it was. I guess it's just a thing you're allowed to do.

Yeah, a Dowd B- for a Deadpool movie is truly a phenomenal result.

I want to see a Cable/Deadpool movie where they have to share an apartment and it's just The Odd Couple. No villains or anything.

Michael Bay knows how to sell movie tickets and that's the only thing he cares about. You could call him the world's greatest hack or you could call him a gifted craftsman, depending on how generous you want to be.
Rob Liefeld can't even draw feet or teeth. He's like if Michael Bay kept leaving the lens cap on or…

They're generally not the most interesting day in that character's life, so they have no business taking up a huge chunk of the movie. Nobody wants to see James Bond in spy school learning Morse Code and nobody wants to see what happened to make Mr Darcy so broody and closed-off. You don't need to know why Spider-Man…

Dowd gives it just one notch below the grade he gave to The Force Awakens, for perspective. That puts it squarely in "better than you ever dared hope" territory.

Our Nicole was the female lead, also our second-largest city was almost named Batmania. Would be weird if it didn't make the news!

They don't call him a super-spy for nothing.

You're cherry-picking. Both companies have one female-led project in development: Captain Marvel and Wonder Woman. When people talk about female-led movies they don't mean teams with a prominent role for a woman, they mean a movie where a woman is THE lead.

WB didn't start making DC movies in 2013, that's just the most recent reboot. Wonder Woman has been in and out of development for 12 years. Neither company has made female superheroes solo movies any sort of priority (and DC hasn't even had one in a team movie yet). I think DC's last female superhero was Supergirl,…