Clearly you know nothing, because not only is requisitioning self-sealing stem bolts fun, its not just one form, its three! And they have to be done in triplicate! So its 9x as much joy as you are making it out to be.

And this comment is exactly what you would expect from this website.

Another annoying music overlay video. I got annoyed from the music and skipped around and never could find the part you could hear the motor nor tires ‘howling’.

Is this really Deadspin material? Fusion, maybe, but it seems like saying “Red Sox fan” is just trying to come up with a reason to put it here. Don’t get me wrong, guy’s a motherfucker, but I’m scratching my head here.

Yeah... you missed it. The guy is worried about being falsely accused of sexual assault. He worries that he’ll have normal, completely consensual sex without doing a single thing wrong and then later be accused of rape. So he’s trying to protect himself by proving that the other party agreed to sex.

Unfortunately,…

When ripping off other peoples work, one can’t be bothered to actually view the content prior to stealing it. That’s rule number 1 of blogging man.......

LIKE X2

Fuck Pittsburgh

But why couldn’t they shoot the trigger off his gun instead?

You do realize that if the gun was harder (emphasis on harder, not impossible) to obtain, the killer would have just used a knife, right? Or a baseball bat? Or a pipe? Or a rock? Or his bare hands? If someone is committed to killing, they’ll find a way. Remember that guy who drove a truck through a crowd in France (a…

Or he could sit around picking his nose not following through on idle threats like Obama did when Assad used chemical weapons on his own people. But I’m sure your idea is good too.

Turns out ‘Donald Trumps Hairpiece’ is probably the smartest thing in his whole world right now...

They probably don’t.

Hey Ashley. You realize you helped get trump elected right? Has that fact gotten through your skull? I know you aren’t bright or talented but you helped trump tremendously. Good job. You did this.

Everything out of both of their mouths is a complete lie. If you believe a word either says, you’re beyond help.

Ok then! This is a helluva lot less shocking than the damn Skittles crap he said. When I clicked the title I expected some serious juicy stuff. Sorry you don’t like hunting.

No kidding. With all the other stupid political things Don and Don say, the author goes to this much trouble to try to make him look a little worse to people that already hate his guts? Whatever trips your trigger I guess. There’s zero interesting stuff in this article. He laughed at a dirty joke - Deadspin won’t…

How dare you call it what it is, that is not apart of the narraitive .