It’s what plants crave

Sure. He’s got at least half a foot on Tom Dempsey.

Good for him. He’s had a good career, and if he feels it is time to go, I can’t blame him.

If a player did this, columns would be written across the country and Goodell would suspend him two games. Four if he were black.

+1 Threaux up.

He’s tried to make me geaux to rehab
I won’t geaux, geaux, geaux.

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Man, those jerseys are so nice. Not sure why they don’t make them their standard home jersey. Would be one of the coolest in the league.

As a fellow Dolphin fan, I know the feeling all too well. ;-)

Man as Dolphins fan I’m enjoying this but expecting the inevitable kick to the nuts.

My same first thought. Everything he does, I roll my eyes anymore and internally mutter, “This fuckin’ guy.”

This fuckin’ guy, man. That’s really all I’ve got at this point.

“...all kidding aside, we all know about your credentials, and breadth of experience...” gets a YUGE laugh with BO not even trying, just going for the easy stuff! Never gets old I tell ya.

This never gets old, I was going to look it up and watch again, so thanks!

Hillary may be shitty at telling jokes, but she is a straight up gangster when it comes to sitting at a table chitchatting with someone she fucking hates. She was first lady! Trump however has spent his life paying people to keep frustrating situations as far from him as possible, and lashing out when he feels…

i hope Trump will get food poisoning before dinner and never shows up.

This is like the ultimate shitty Thanksgiving Dinner, with Hillary as the mom who’s had just about enough out of you, young man/lady, and Donald as the horrible drunken shitty uncle who says at least one ghastly slur per hour that causes a funereal hush to fall over the table, broken by inane chatter about the weather.

She should just send Kate McKinnon in her place.

I’m cringing thinking about it. Just a bunch of people sitting around pretending to eat and just pushing around their food on the plate.

If the attendees are lucky, he’ll give his classic ‘I will completely accept the election results......if I win!’ while pointing awkwardly at the camera like a kid in a 1980's tv commercial.