One of the BEST clients I ever had was hardcore into puppy play. They’re THE. BEST. They generally don’t want sex, they just want someone to be their handler and be there for them. It was all about reassurance. It was lovely. And he always overpaid me. But as much as I accept it, I wouldn’t want to be out with my kids…

Day job: suits. Night job: latex. Weekends: casual. I basically have three wardrobes and I get mixed up, A LOT. I rely on friends now to tell me what’s appropriate in any given situation. Obviously, I don’t turn up to day job in latex, but I was reminded recently that my night-job shoes WON'T pass muster for my…

NOOOOOOOOOMG YOU'RE SO CUTE I WANT TO GIVE YOU COOKIES AND WATCH ELMO WITH YOU!! Wee tiny bad-ass!

I do seem to recall some sort of "scrunchie" debacle. I'm sure it'll be revisited.

That’s what happens when you let women out of the kitchens. Kitchens are where the food is, and I, too, get confused and send random politically-influential emails when am a bit puckish.

Once again, we see politicians who propose and sign bills that we ALL KNOW IS A WASTE OF MY PRECIOUS, PRECIOUS, INTERNET RAGE. Stop it. You're wasting everyone's time and money. It's going to be overturned by the supreme court, and you will have wasted resources that could have been turned to less sexy things, like…

Right. So, he should invite foreign delegates back to his 3br apartment? I cannot see himself and Michelle NOT being involved in the surrounding communities, so maybe leave the dude alone and let him enjoy living in a nice house?

Ouch. Rough, dude.

I don’t understand “pranks” like this. Why is this supposed to be funny? Because you violated her trust? Dude, I would burn your shit on my lawn. Cut her hair while she’s sleeping? What is wrong with him??

What happened to the Black Water gig? Inquiring minds!!

OMG YES. MY FAVOURITE!! I love the hell out of this series!

Here’s a thought: what if we ask victims of domestic violence what *they* thi..... oh. Oh, we’re not doing that? We’re telling them what they should think and feel? Right, so. Off ye go, lads.

It’s nice that they’re using their clout for general good, but so often I find that celebs who “mean well,” end up making things a bit worse. Take the dialogue around outlawing prostitution in the US. “Prostitution is all done by women who are trafficked,” or “every Full Service Sex Worker is a formerly abused child…

Netflix again this season, so.

Invalidation of an entire valid movement in 3...2....1.......

They’ll bring in some pros to set the mood, but mostly, yes.

What the shit?! I’ve been fucking for FREE for YEARS!!! I could have been throwing swank parties and getting PAID!

Eh. She didn’t get the nuances of a cultural reference, but I think that just makes her more culturally-ignorant than out-right racist. IMO.

You forgot to add, “/sarcasm” after your post, because that must be a joke. This piece is *specifically* about a woman suffering from post partum. Do men have similar hormone fluctuations after their pregnancies? If not, then move along.

That the pay wasn’t initially equal, I can understand if the series was meant to focus on himself. That her character gained popularity and she renegotiated, I can also understand. That it actually took her threatening to go public over the unequal pay before anything was done about it? THAT drives me a bit nuts. That…