it's almost like the state has a monopoly on violence…

I heard that the DNC was shopping around some new slogans, is this one of them??

Liberals: "no, no, of course we don't want to take your guns. we just want to institute common sense legislation regarding them"

literally the only people that own DARE shirts are people that do a lot of drugs and think the juxtaposition is clever

"a party that expresses a voice of moderation and caution, to check the ambitions of the more radical/left-leaning party"

it's a really low bar but I'm honestly really proud of my father for not voting for him

lord knows he's at least qualified to talk about cars

Matt Skiba is singing for Blink-182 now?

the conservative media became an introductory philosophy class so gradually that I hadn't even noticed

to be fair, you'd swear loudly to yourself too if you had a fear of heights and had to go down into that metro station

that SNL skit with Affleck as Olbermann ranting about his landlord not liking his kitty is still one of my favorite things they've done in recent memory

I'm so pissed I missed their Orlando date last year now that I know that they're on their way out :o(

or "Florida always"

Arnold Friend

w h o l e s o m e

not gonna lie, i cried a little bit when i saw him play that saw live

welcome back, i would've enjoyed this interview more if i had GOTTEN MY CUP OF COFFEE

this…doesn't actually surprise me the more I think about it

Comrade Barron

I saw it opening day with an audience of about four (including me)