Well, they kind of work. You might get some better things but takes years to make back the lost money.

“ Later, Offerman did a shoot-the-puck contest, but again, who cares, he was covered in bronze paint and sipping whiskey for 45 minutes.”

“‘If only it were 10 pounds less…’ We are so judged by how we look… We inevitably allow ourselves to be the object of ‘What should I wear tonight?’ ‘Is my hair clean?’ You think about these things. Men do not think about these things.”

Meanwhile in Canada, doctors are asking to be paid less so that money can go back into the single payer health system.

“There’s a long joke that ends with Abe actually punching Bart in the face. Tonally, it’s completely wrong.”

He knows he is being traded. He’d probably take the pay cut (well not a pay cut, he’s not worth what he is asking) if he knew he’d be staying in TO long term but he is out the door after this year for sure. They can’t keep Tavares, Matthews, Marner and Nylander. That’s way to top heavy when you only have an okay…

I’ve tried almost every digital CCG out there but there is no way I am shelling out $20 for a game I may hate. I am also a devoted ES:L player. I don’t understand why Valve wouldn’t follow the same route. Give everyone a base deck and a grind to work towards.

They are currently filming the next season in my town again (just started this week).

I work on a college campus.  You better believe I hit that button everytime I am leaving a washroom.  The one near my office is at perfect knee height too.

I found “30 Day X” on the app store. The X is for arms/abs/legs/full body etc, they have a bunch of different apps depending on what you are targeting.

“If you are like most people you get maybe 10 days a winter season where the roads are actually snow covered and the plow trucks have not been able to get to them yet.”

In Canada you do a few things:

I know this is an American website and everything but:

“It doesn’t hurt to put down salt, just in case”

Anytime Against Me! is brought up all I can think of is watching most of the band get beat up by a promoter and a bouncer dressed as a giant vagina. It’s a long story but it involved the song “Hey Ya” by Outkast, drunkenness and Halloween.

As someone who comes from a place with more than two parties, be careful what you wish for. America doesn’t just need a third major party, they need a 4th. One on each side (or at least center left/right).

Always ‘berta Beef.  This is how you grill steak:

‘Cause I’ve lived my whole life so afraid of getting hurt
That I’ve never really been hurt

I always thought Brian Cranston maintained that Walter being dead was in the air since you didn’t see him actually die.  Just lying on the ground, bullet wound in him, with sirens approaching. Obviously we are suppose to believe he died but really, if they wanted him in it, just have him wake up in the hospital…