“No comment” is always available.

“Personally I feel they should let her have her opinions”

Can any of these celebrities just listen to a trans person for a minute before spouting off nonsense?  We aren't from fucking Jupiter, gender might be a more complicated subject then they think but its not rocket science.  I will always be in awe that so many people think a rich billionaire needs defending.

No hate for the guy, but did he ever have that talent? I admittedly haven’t seen his entire filmography, but even in the dramatic roles I’ve seen he’s always kind of been Will Smith plays Will Smith as [X].

I love that this seems to be the main takeaway most people have from this article.  I’d say it’s more that traveling salesmen like Dell are mostly obsolete.  I don’t know anyone who drives around with samples in the trunks of their cars anymore.

And it’s so affordable. With a yearly $29.99 subscription to CurtainHang you can hold up two curtains*

Stupid Boomers using shower curtain rings when there are apps available.

For me, the biggest issue is the death of John Candy in 1994.

I drove through Chicago last year, and it seemingly took an hour, passing literally hundreds of exits into various parts of the city, while seeing the skyline the entire time. “Damn, missed it!”

“shower curtain rings (which, by the way, are also mostly obsolete now)“

According to McKean there was a cut scene where he tells them they’ve overshot Chicago by about a hundred miles (which a navigation app also would have told them).

Bizarre article. You could write something similar for any film made before, say, 1995. Probably later.

This would be an excellent 9th grade honors English paper, so good job!

Shower rings are obsolete? How the hell are people hanging their shower curtains?  Some sort of app drive smart levitation system?

Oh you’re still using the old transistor shower curtains, aren’t you?  Get with the times, grandpa!

Our shower curtain rings had no idea they were such a dated, out of touch technology. Hard to tell if they’re weeping, but it’s a good bet.

“shower curtain rings (which, by the way, are also mostly obsolete now)“

No one needs to be told why they’re less disadvantaged bc there’s people out there who aren’t. You can acknowledge both when there’s a time & place for them. That’s like saying I’m depressed but there’s people with terrible lives in the world and my depression is less depressed/of value than others. You don’t ever…

I’m sure if people exercised their freedom of speech to criticize Black Muslims and Islam that Dave would be super forgiving and not thin-skinned at all. 

Oh look just somebody on the Internet stripping all the context and nuance out of an event so they can blame the victim for reacting.