You’d be yelling “Hey, clear the road!”

If I’d been in as many plane crashes as he has been, I’d be yelling at clouds too.

Did they put the mic directly on the paper he pulled out of his pocket?  It sounded like a grandma trying to open a peppermint in church.

I am floored to see Harrison Ford on stage and looking like he gives half a shit.  I mean, it’s still only half a shit, but it’s more than he’s given in years.

To be fair, I’d be surprised if 12 yr old Connery wasn’t parking the beef bus in Tuna Town.

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

This film reminds me of creative writing workshops, in that it evinces so strongly three of the things you hear most often.

As a Black woman who has had more harm than help from white women’s supposed “allyship,” I’ll take this kind of assistance from white men any day.

Typo for “baldness”. 

What kills me about Carrey’s Biden?  When he’s not going manic, it’s a good Biden.  Early on in the debate sketch last week, you could remember he’s a decent impressionist - the voice, the gestures, the expressions were all there.  Then he just goes off the rails and it immediately becomes annoying.

Paris. Sex in the City with xenophobia all around. Fashion. Sexy chef and food. Characters who show up then disappear. Zero acting or presence from the lead. What’s not to like in this hate-watchable romp. Oh, the trope that needs to die on the guillotine thru Darren Star’s neck: gay men who are only sassy assistants,…

“...Emily In Paris makes for an enjoyable watch...”

Oh good a slideshow

The seas might be inexorably rising, but we can still fight the scourge of slideshows! Reduce your browser window to about half width and refresh the page!

“Keep lying”

I mean...I’d like to see your reasoning. Because if the concept of an unborn child (NOTE: in the period in which it was written, there was no way to determine the vital signs that we use to messily establish "personhood") isn't "innocent life" (again, speaking Biblically), I don't know what is.

This website will take any situation and find a way to complain about jojo Rabbit. 

I want a movie where Dylan Baker plays the hero and Chris Evans plays the evil terrorist mastermind.

Guaranteed the Future of Life Institute is a PO Box in the Cayman Islands and that 10 mil was immediately converted to cocaine and strippers.

I know we all disagree on 'the point when Simpsons fell," but I blame it on episodes that revolve around a celebrity. I forget if it was the Mel Gibson or the Kim Basinger/Alec Baldwin episode which came first. Both were funny, but they set a bad trend which hasn't reversed. Yeah, the Michael Jackson episode came…