omg part 2 of 19! Maybe that’s why girls won’t date you.

New Hampshire’s state motto should be “New Hampshire: Just visit Vermont instead.”

Missed opportunity to write “What the fvck is a CHVRCHES?”

I’m about to click it, but just from the screenstill, I am thinking that’s awfully red... I better see the dress become browner as the clip plays on...

I’m waiting for the guide to day-drinking in your pajamas.

He looks like Ernest in this picture.

I hate these people. And I hate shiplap. There, I said it.

...or risk spending one of the best Saturdays of the year drinking your homemade eggnog alone...

The Vatican is really trying to hide his dick doodle, which he included without invitation and sent to Anne unprompted.

I’ll trade you the kids for the elderly couples who explain everything to each other at a “whisper” throughout the entire film.

While I consider Gigi Hadid beautiful, she and her friend Kendall Jenner have nothing to do with high fashion.

Apparently Burton is too - aaaand suddenly the case makes more sense...

So, I hate John Mayer and think he is an insufferable douche, but I also think the Leslie Jones comment is kind of creepy and weird.

She’s totally standing above her in a cat nightgown.

I HATE public proposals but damn if I didn’t cry during this one.

Wasn’t she certain at the end of her last book?

Everyone deserves to find their person.

But how can I make my friend’s cancer about ME?

I predict your strongly worded letter about drunken and debauched ‘campus culture’ will be spotlighted, along with a bullet point memo of how to dress/act if you’re female.

$20 says their commission puts together a strongly worded letter about how students should drink less and calls it a day. Hope they prove me wrong.