Then nothing. She said she felt bad for looking down on these guys before they gave a big tip. I don’t think she needs to feel bad about it. Your mileage may vary.

So the price of acceptance of voting for a bigot is $450?

I’m all for rich Trump supporters to throw around money while desperately telling everyone they meet that they’re not racist. I get the impulse, and the $450 is crazy generous. But saying the equivalent of, “Oh, you’re one of the good ones. Here’s some money.” still seems off putting.

You must not have kids.

*Ahem* Man-Cave to be precise.

all hail the DINK (dual income, no kids)

We took them to the stick bank.

So what, live in a cave?

Ya know, it’s gonna be really awkward explaining to the house robbers why you don’t have bricks and bags with dollar signs on them just lying around.

That is incorrect, people will at least wear red ribbons and have benefit concerts for people with AIDS.

Children are sexually transmitted diseases, no different than herpes or AIDS.

You get a truly ripe honeydew though, and god damn is it delicious. Got to be farmer’s market fresh though, not those shitty things they sell in grocery stores.

I’m gonna counter your watermelon for mango.

You know they could have easily looked up a list of Martin Luther King Jr’s favorite foods to navigate this obvious and self inflicted minefield they wandered into.

She lives in Texas! How could she not know?

This is such a common impulse, to take at face value the word of people who engage in racist microaggressions. This woman deserves to be told that her actions were insensitive so that she can learn from her mistakes, and so other folks learn to at least crowd-source an MLK Day menu before running with it. It’s…

You actually believe her apology?

I feel like white folks are going to black events to create a conflict and then get onto FoxNews and say that they were targeted due to reverse racism. Next they will visit our restaurants and complain about too much mayo being placed on their foods by the racists