No Buffalo Bills fan has ever had a physique like that.

“DECKS OFFICIAL, FLIPS TABLES AND COMPLETELY FREAKS OUT AFTER LOSING”

Here’s what I hope he gets instead of that second place trophy:

“International Federation of Bodybuilding president Rafael Santonja”

appears to urge him to, “Suck my dick!”

Well, it’s a remote but distinct possibility that either people from Michigan are more competent drivers. Personally though I think shitty drivers are universal, but the ways in which they express it or not. Idiots tend to learn from other idiots and adopt their mannerisms when they see them, so I can see how dumb…

Somehow I am less concerned about this than I am about the people who think their hazards are an appropriate signal to tell everyone else on the road that it’s raining.

Heck, most of my favorite games are in the 10-20$ range.

Contradictory rules or impossible events. In the original version as printed there was an event that couldn’t possibly happen in the game. The event had a trigger that no other event, card, or item caused.

The anime-ass art style on some of the cards always seemed like a very odd fit for the rest of the game.

She looks sad because she couldn’t afford a full set of armor, and it’s cold outside.

Saying that boardgaming isn’t a cheap hobby because of one $250 game is like saying buying a car is infeasible because of $1,000,000 Bugatti’s. This is the most expensive game on the market by a long shot.

As someone who bought the first one I definitely won’t be spending a dime on this. Too many major issues with the game, and the cheesecake is annoying as fuck (YMMV, I know plenty of people like cheesecake. I’m merely speaking for my opinions on that one. The bugs though are shitty.) Also the failure to deliver on…

It’s a complete board game.

The guy dissects live kittens for fun. He totally deserves it.

Vaporizing corpses is an upgrade for springmines. But not guaranteed. It’s not for the stealth playthrough.

If you know what’s at the end of the galaxy, or if you’ve jumped multiple solar systems away, how do you find your way back to your base?

Not everyone plays games in order to shoot stuff. I’ll be derided as a “care bear” for this, but I like a game that expects me to interact with the world in ways other than shooting things. I wish combat weren’t viewed by gamers as the only legit form of game play.

Who’s “we”? I complained about a ton of this stuff. It’s not everything, sure, but if this is the first of many free updates with this much change and consideration, then I’m all for it. I MIGHT even start playing it again.

Entitled dickbags like you make me ashamed to be associated with video games.