He is DEFINITELY the worst Baldwin brother.

I was at the game and he walked off under his own power.

I laughed and I always enjoy people falling down, but real talk: does anybody know if the guy was okay?

That’s a small old man getting trucked by a very large man that is able to run improbably fast.

Oof. Too bad he wasn’t a sight guy.

“We guys” actually elected Clinton by 650,000 votes and if you’re from London you can’t exactly claim angels singing from your heights of government. I mean, don’t you have Brexit, Farage, lad culture and something called The House of Lords?!

But I’m so glad we didn’t elect a lady who doesn’t know how to email well.

NO I WON’T STOP SAYING IT.

Don’t do that! If he finds out what internment camps are he’ll definitely try to reinstate them.

Next up: “sheriff’s stars”.

It’s OK. In Trumpmerika(tm), we’ll be removing silly regulations like this. In fact, Ford will be specifically encouraged to develop and market Stealth Car technology, just in case you NEED to sneak up on a pedestrian. It’s a feature!

No the best we can hope for is a coup within the GOP. I want to see them completely break down and attack one another before the electoral college vote. I’m not optimistic that they’ll pick Hilary but hopefully the house will chose some relatively sane boring republican like Paul Ryan.

While they may have voted for him, I am betting that when he asks to play around with the nuclear launch codes they may realize that it was a mistake.

Probably because he absolutely knows it’s best for the country, including all those that voted for him. And he’s a decent person.

yeah ashley, how dare you talk about something that will define a generation that happened three whole days ago?? these SJWs, so dramatic! /s

Feinberg 2020

au contraire. Pick up the pace and write even more political articles. We have to keep the heat on The Donzi Scheme. Rachel Maddow reported last night on the Scheme’s campaign ties to Russia and the contact the Russians say they had that was so suspiciously not denied by the campaign. The main point was should the…

nah

You know Mike Pence is doing the Mr. Burns pointy fingers thing right now.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

ashley my eyes why god

I just read through that. My favorite part was where they said We’re going to put illegal immigrants who re-enter the country into federal prision for a minimum of 2-5 years... So, lemme get this straight, rather than just continuing to deport someone (which costs, what... a bus/plane ticket?), we’re going to spend…