Nope. D indicates “3" as in “eins, zwei, drei”, but in German so as to troll Porsche.

The Jaguar XF Sportbrake exists and yet you don’t suggest it what is wrong with each and every one of you

I lost interest as soon as it was clear that the machine was not some sort of pneumatic butt plug device Durant was using 

I feel like there is a direct correlation between the girth of one’s head and neck and their propensity to date rape.

As someone who sits in the Timbers Army regularly, and is a liberal and supports Kaepernick and Megan Rapinoe, et al, this whole thing is annoying the fuck out of me. Before the “controversy” I never saw the “Iron Front”symbol displayed at Timbers matches in 7 seasons of attending games. But when MLS cracked down on…

bet he didnt shower first, either.

there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

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The biggest question here is “Would you exchange a walk-on part in a car for the lead role in a cage?”

He should switch his accountant. 

I hope he beats this 

Because shut up, Kyle.

More like a high five than a slap.

Living in, working in, visiting, and being generally anywhere near NYC sounds miserable.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Well, since they specifically built the cars that were pre-ordered with the highest options first, it would not be surprising that their average price was closer to the top end than the bottom end. However, they will not be able to sustain an average like that.

You have to be scruffy.

Remember that time you drove around for weeks, probably months, with your HIGH BEAMS ON because you couldnt be bothered to change out your headlight bulbs?

1. Sheed did well in Detroit because with Ben Wallace in his prime, he didn’t have to be The Man. He could play his game without the suffocating attention.