Jalopnik: Where you come for all the fun facts about horsepower

The biggest question here is “Would you exchange a walk-on part in a car for the lead role in a cage?”

He should switch his accountant. 

I hope he beats this 

Because shut up, Kyle.

More like a high five than a slap.

Living in, working in, visiting, and being generally anywhere near NYC sounds miserable.

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Well, since they specifically built the cars that were pre-ordered with the highest options first, it would not be surprising that their average price was closer to the top end than the bottom end. However, they will not be able to sustain an average like that.

You have to be scruffy.

Remember that time you drove around for weeks, probably months, with your HIGH BEAMS ON because you couldnt be bothered to change out your headlight bulbs?

1. Sheed did well in Detroit because with Ben Wallace in his prime, he didn’t have to be The Man. He could play his game without the suffocating attention.

They glide just fine. They just come down real fast when they do. 

2019 Volvo V60 R-Design with T6 AWD in Fusion Red Metallic for $50,040. You’re welcome.

So the wonderful advice of this article can be summed up as:

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

‘Millennial’ just means ‘someone clearly not my age or older, to them. 

That’s going to make it a houseboat.

“We don’t need to watch every tape” - Robert Kraft

That’s why Eli can’t be defeated by Belichick’s traditional methods. You can’t confuse the perpetually confused.