Who plows surface streets at 60 mph?

They are color coded, for chrissake. Red for gasoline. Cherry for water. Scarlet for diesel. Vermilion for extra virgin olive oil (first press only). Cardinal for bodily fluids.

Shouldn’t it be black for diesel and green for unleaded fuel? That’s all I’ve seen in the UK and Europe with red for leaded.

As my editors have expressly forbidden me from suggesting Jeeps, it’s time to just get weird and suggest something completely counter to pretty much all of your requirements. But it’s OK; trust me, this Trolley is exactly what you need.

Bros before backhoes.

“Major Progress”

Even worse — COUNTIES under 40k people. That’s a sparse county. You can have a small town pretty easily under 40k, but an entire county is impressive to me.

Same with platinum AMEX. I used National for the first time yesterday and was pleasantly surprised by the choice in the Executive area. I wanted the Challenger, but my wife made me get the Ford Escape. Some bullshit about kids and snow...

His minivans are roadworthy, so...

Difference is mine all run and drive.

Average commute is 27 miles round trip in the US so it has double the range of average.

It was either that or leave it in the lot. Made you really question whether something was a bargain.

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Before I get into my car, I do this. Everytime. Without fail. No matter where I’m going. No matter what I’m driving. No matter how far I’m going.

Let’s not forget that the cost to register went up 25% this year. To someone in a state like Montana this may not sound like a lot, but to us it’s a lot because we already had one of the highest registration fee rates in the country. My POS 2000 Jeep cost me 250 each year for a sticker. I don’t know about some of…

Where do you live?

911 is just a glorified Beetle, and a Beetle is just a Baja Bug that hasn’t been finished, therefore a 911 is just a glorified Baja Bug, and thus should always be rallied hard, in the dirt, preferably with lots and lots of jumps.

Why would you want to forget the remake of Gone in 60 Seconds...

As someone who has owned a Subaru for well over 100k miles, the ping is normal. You’ll get used to the little quirky noises

You’re hearing noises because you bought a Subaru.