hyperbole
noun hy·per·bo·le \hī-ˈpər-bə-(ˌ)lē\
: language that describes something as better or worse than it really is

The ‘ol “accelerate as if you are going to go, then change your mind and slam on the brakes, but the person behind you didn’t notice you had changed your mind” trick.

When you’re mom’s all like “I don’t want you buying a motorcycle Timmy, they’re not safe” and you buy one anyways, so she runs you over just to prove a point.

“bad news for people who trained for months”

Sure it will. Smallest crowd to ever attend an event at Bristol Motor Speedway.

Nice

Better yet, take his keys away Jesus.

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Yes.

I can confirm that if you buy a car at Ford, and accept the coffee the salesman offers you, make sure to have some change ready because it’s not free.

Finally! Real “Scissor doors”!

This obviously wasn’t the way the system was supposed to operate. I don’t know why there are so many comments here from people saying, “What a dumb design. It should stop before hitting things.”

No shit. Something went wrong. This isn’t how it is INTENDED to function.

When a plane crashes, you say, “That sucks, I wonder…

so their response to raised rates, raised tensions and raised dissatisfaction is for us to lower our expectations?

Ok you know what, I can count the number of people on one hand that I’ve ever called a cunt in my entire life, it’s not a word I use lightly.

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I prefer the table grind myself.

I’d still rather go 0-60 in 3.9 seconds and hear it than 2.5 and not.

I’m a fan of Mazda’s where you push the shifter down and then into first. Just starting to get used the collar on my Mustang