You should go tell that to the major car manufacturers - they’ll be happy to have someone that can finally resolve that pesky orange peel dilemma they’ve been fighting for the last two decades. I’m sure they’ve never thought of cleaning the car first. 

  you can get a 2019 Volvo V60 Cross Country for around $360 a month

Uh, the first gen V60, second gen S60 was released for a 2011 MY. It’s eight years old, not 10-14. 

You can easily find a Mk7 Golf R for under $30k. There’s 49 nationwide, from $21k up. You can get a 2017 or a Certified 2015 for $30k.

Doesn’t look like it. According to 3M’s website, 5200 has a tensile strength of 700 psi. JB weld is 3,960 psi.

Do car manufacturers not realize that re-packaging an old design with new tech and warranties would sell like hotcakes? Imagine if instead of updating the Bronco, Ford just started making first-gen models with new EcoBoost engines and updated interiors. Yeah, the ‘purists’ would hate it, but shit that would be…

Am I the only one that despises 3-minute long videos for 10 seconds of action? In the first video the opening 40 seconds is just a train moving very, very slowly. 

Subway is disgusting, you can’t own a decent car and even if you did there’s nowhere to park it, housing is outrageously expensive, food is expensive, it’s overcrowded, people are assholes, it’s dirty and smells like urine. What IS the upside of NYC?

No

That was my first thought, but I just assumed Torch doesn’t own an angle grinder. Which is a shame, because they’re insanely cheap for how useful they are. 

He changes his method halfway through. So not only is he an idiot, he’s not even consistently an idiot.

Good God who gives a shit. When was the last time you took delivery of a new car and scoured every inch of paint looking for minuscule defects? It’s a car. You drive it outdoors. It’s going to get chipped by rocks, shit on by birds and scraped by bushes. This is incredibly nit-picky, even for the microscope standards w…

If only I could get a professionally done resto-mod Bronco or Scout for $27k

Thank you! I couldn’t remember the source and when I googled the quote all I got was a tweet from some d-bag at Barstool sports (who I knew wasn’t the original). Couldn’t remember the comedian to save my life. 

Their attitude reminds me of this tweet:

So Subaru will (probably) be able to match the 0-60 of the CR-V, only they have to use an extra liter and a hybrid system. Innovation!

Thanks for the info. I’m currently driving a Mazdaspeed3, and I just leave the back seats folded down. Both dogs will technically fit in just the hatch if I leave the seats up, but they’re basically laying on top of each other. It’s not very practical if I have more than one passenger.

Yeah I read that first sentence and thought “Okay so zero common sense. This should be interesting.”

Ha! That’s a valid point. Then again, I’m sure there’s a statistic out there regarding young, impressionable kids getting injured jumping off roofs with brooms between their legs.

Before anyone goes on and absolutely trashes this kid, just remember that this is the day of shows like Roadkill and Mighty Car Mods (or even Top Gear) who make it look simple to modify cars to do whatever you want to do. In reality, those guys have huge budgets, extensive knowledge, behind the scenes professionals…