dolphs44
dolphs44
dolphs44

Probably just sick of carrying around those bullshit mail flyers. Seriously, fuck this shit. It pisses me off when I get five pounds of these in my mailbox every week - not only does the mail person have to carry it around but it wastes my time and it’s a waste of trees. More power to this mail carrier - you have my

It’s funny, when you’re constructing a new building, fire code requires 60" for Egress hallways, minimum door widths, minimum stair quantity, etc. etc. But when you stuff 200 people in a metal tube there are suddenly no restrictions. FAA needs to intervene - at some point it’s downright dangerous to pack people in

Who TF cares. After all the hype about Rio having the potential to be the worst Olympics ever, the ever-present violence, corruption and poverty the WORST thing that happened is a few swimmers may or may not have gotten mugged and one pool turned green. I’d call that a win.

This would be fantastic if it could ever pass the legislative blockade that is our government. The big fossil fuel companies will lobby like hell against it, it’ll end up with a thousand injunctions that will lock up any sort of progress for years, then the supreme court will fumble the issue a la the recent EPA

“Rocket shaped buggies used to carry javelins back and forth” AKA

Love me some Clarkson gifs

So, in summary, Elio is asking you to pre-order their product to provide them with the funding necessary to go forth and build said product. Why does this storyline sound so familiar? Oh, that’s right!

The comments section on their Indiegogo page is by far the highlight. My favorite:

Luckily he only has to brave TSA one time. Once you’re in the secure area it wouldn’t be that much of a hassle. However, loading and unloading from a plane with the general public 9x in one day would be insufferable.

He’s going to save a lot more than $100. The companion pass is good for the remainder of the year it’s earned and the entire following year. It’s basically a buy-one get-one free for someone you name (spouse, BFF, whatever) for an entire year. So if he books a flight worth $100, he can take another person for free,

So much irony.

On that list, the only Ferrari that repeats is the Testarossa (in the same year nonetheless). Was he drunk throughout the entirety of 1986?

This line from the shareholder article you linked sums up my frustration:

Did he run out of money after replacing the front seats? Everything behind the center console looks ragged

Interesting that Musk has released all the plans for his Tesla vehicles for other companies to use, but he still won’t let anybody take pictures inside the factory.

I was blown away when I reached adult form and realized a box of Little Debby’s was $1.59 at the store. That’s only 14 cents per oatmeal creme pie!

Can’t believe you knocked Gushers and promoted a bag of sugar in juice form with a pointy spear for a straw. Also, Dino Nuggets. Still delicious.

Option 3: Marry valedictorian, eat Doritos in a different Aston every year

Still can’t believe there are people that value their lives and cars so little they are willing to do something like this. I like driving because it means I am in control (excluding something crazy or unforseen) of my own fate.

Are you sure it ‘reads’ signs? Waze and Garmin will tell you the speed limit w/o having to ‘read’ the sign. I would be surprised if Tesla wasn’t using the same GPS technology.