Is it just me, or does anyone else feel SUPER FUCKING SQUIRMY watching these people sing while doing their ‘I’m doing the appropriately emotional face now’ faces? I can’t fucking stand it. I might like their music if I never saw them singing it.

Megan, thank you for standing up against big a cappella. The snark gave me life on this bleary hangover morning, even if I feel you might have pulled some punches.

I wouldn’t blame the mom for not letting him visit, but let’s face it, the man couldn’t even be bothered to place a phone call when his child was in NICU. He doesn’t give a crap. Plus, no-fly zone or not, WV has a few roads. Just ask John Denver.

As an Important Man who Writes Things On the Internet, I find this article reproachable, a pustule on the true virtues of manliness. I do not read articles such as this, I allow them to be placed in front of my eyes so that I may absorb their knowledge, a skill unbeknownst to the females who peruse this site—a site,…

I hope it will be as soothing as GBBO and not some circus TV.

The only thing I remember about this movie is the yellow dress sans bra. It was viscerally uncomfortable for me, a junior in HS, to see overt nipples. It was probably the first time that I was cognitively aware that “a woman’s body is fine, nipples are normal, so why is this uncomfortable?”.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

are you pontificating from Park Slope or some shit

Kimsaprincess, Inc. sounds like an AOL email address that someone picked out as a kid and/or like one of those businesses that gets started by a very entrepreneurial 11-year-old and then gets picked up by Whole Foods.

I feel like they both had weird enough childhoods and crazy enough families that they probably really understand each other. And hey- I think platonic friendships should be way more celebrated

I don’t find the Macaulay and Paris friendship uncomfortable. It kind of made me happy seeing the pictures of them together all happy and goofy. Macaulay seems like a genuinely nice person. I would hope he can be a positive force in Paris’ life.

I didn’t notice that, but everyone I know who is in AA still smokes. I hope he’s going to a meeting to drink some shitty coffee, talk, and I guess have a few smokes.

This is a happy and healthy Macaulay Culkin.

This is a happy and healthy Macaulay Culkin. Good for you, man.

Posted elsewhere, as well, but I’ve been thinking recently that at some point Trump is going to start believing this is true and woe be to Pence the day that happens.

I wonder if Trump has ever had a “normal” interaction with a police officer before. I assume he’s had his own security his whole adult life and has been driven everywhere since he was born. However, I don’t find anything about his speech surprising at all. It was in character. I would have been more shocked if he…

Maxine is 78. She has zero fucks left to give and she is not putting up with this shit.

They’re not even competent at giving non-answers or dancing around an issue! How did they get to where they are?

Waters: “Why didn’t you bother responding to our letter?”