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My daughter said she wanted to be a princess. I said why not a queen?

Our lil Daphne loves her Scooby-Doo.

Who wore it better: Me or Rachel McAdams?

Trying pose my son in his first Halloween costume, and he was not happy. That it is out of focus, makes this photo even better. I call this his dejected pumpkin costume.

Reverse mermaid

My boyfriend an drew I went as Rey and Finn from The Force Awakens!

THEN WHY DON’T YOU MAKE YOUR DAUGHTER A COSTUME, ERICK?!?!

Dear men of the world, please note: if you use the word “whore” that many times, I’m just not gonna listen to your opinion.

My Slutty Erick Erickson costume emphasizes literally all body parts I could squish together to create cleavage, including elbows and armpits.

Nothing good can come from a man named Erick Erickson.

Sources close to Mariah tell us rumors about her relationship with Bryan Tanaka are completely false. We’re told Mimi has a long-standing rep as a “traditional girl,” and wouldn’t blow that for anyone.

Hubz and I dressed up as Blac Chyna and Rob for Halloween and the official Rob Kardashian liked our pic so basically I’m a celebrity - yes it’s very nice to meet me!

I’m Mexican born and raised, and she is 100% right. What are YOU talking about?? Do you even spend any time in Mexico, like ever? We don’t have a problem with that stuff over here, sweet child. You would know that people here never complain about it because thousands of tourists come for these celebrations and they

Mexican here. Seconding that Catrinas and Sugar skulls are FINE. Yes, THEY ARE FINE to wear on Halloween, people. These are characters, costumes, caricatures. Not real people. They’re fantasy. Like vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies. These are not sacred, religious, Catholic, Saints, etc. They are caricatures.

I’m a mongrel so I usually just simplify it to Latin American but it’s Mexican, Guatemalan, Salvadorean.

Counterpoint: “sexy puritan” is a good and hilarious costume. (But honestly, I think you have to be living under a rock to have somehow missed the memo that dressing up as a fucking caricature of a Native American isn’t okay.)

Some of us are “some people”. Congrats on being privileged and rich enough not to have to give any fucks about society, though. That must be sweet.

It is super telling about every single one of your privileges that you brush off his dangerous racism, misogyny, ableism, Islamophobia, xenophobia, love for murderous tyrants, and ignorance with a mere “...worse for some people, but calm your little heads”. Seriously? Get stuffed.

Wait, so I’m correct in understanding that the emails are not from Clinton? Which means they were sent *to* Clinton? Short of saying in an email to her, “Here’s that classified document you wanted so that you could sell it to Russia in exchange for that set of personalized Matryoshka dolls,” what relevance could this