Blind item: Jessica Biel?

Wonder if jet fuel can melt uprights.

Best. Soccer game. Ever.

Ironic that it turns out Pete Carroll was a sleeper agent to ruin football all along.

From the linked story. Fuck this guy, pray all you fucking want, but your son violently raped at least 3 women, the article implies there are more and that he’s been doing it since High School. You raised a rapist so fuck your prayers. And fuck this guy, he’s “truly remorseful” because he got caught no other reason.

“What he did, obviously from what you explained, is terrible,” the fraternity member told her, “but I do want you to think about what the consequences [are] with him and his future. …”

I saw this earlier today and it gave me my single biggest (non-hysterical) laugh of this cycle.

Wait, JOHN AWESOME?? Talk about burying the lede.

I hope she takes Awesome’s last name

Now he’s going to annoy everyone all day long with that riddle that goes “I have two coins equalling 15 cents and one of them isn’t a nickel. WHAT COINS DO I HAVE?”

I put them together, because the sequence is so perfect.

Look at that light in his eyes! He’s too excited to even think straight! Should he spend it on arcade games, or penny candy? Arcade games, or penny candy?!?! Choices!!!

omg this is beautiful. with the song about north in the background and it being so focused on her dad wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Who is cutting onions in here???? Why am I sobbing???

“Hi, Papa.”

This was too damn cute. Kanye loves Kim so much. It’s really sweet.

There are few things more amusing than watching Madonna, a woman who has been a music superstar for 30+ years, when she attempts to play guitar.

“She’s a nice lady”

I found myself fondly reminiscing the days when tying your dog in its crate to the roof of your car was an authentic election season scandal. Life was simpler then.