The dialogue is still stilted but I thought the actors are doing a fantastic job with the crisp they're given.

Shake It Off got 938 million views on YouTube, Blank Space got 1,029 million, Style got 238 million and Bad Blood got 353 million. Considering Style got less views than Bad Blood and it was released three months earlier, that's why I think it was dissappointing.

Didn't he narrate a documentary when someone famous begged off (I think it was Tom Cruise)? I remember hearing it on NPR, possibly Fresh Air.

Where's the Peter Berg Newswire about how he compared a soldier "trading" his legs to Jenner trading his balls for boobs?

I suck at Mafia. If I'm ever anything other than Villager, my pussyass emasculated voice comes out because I suck at lying.

Goddamn these half-Asianese girls…

Yeah kind of disappointed it's the worst performing single out of the album so far.

Yeah what the fuck was that ending? It was like, we need a tidy conclusion…lets have everyone do their thing and oh yeah throw in De Niro too.

You guys, just say the magic words "intersectionality" and "problematic" and we can all move on.

I always enjoy when the stressed out wife joins her husband in the hijinks. One of the better moments of Modern Family is when Claire joins Phil to watch a cheesy horror movie and brings alcohol to the theater.

Ehh…when she wrote for All Music Considered, there was a blog post about her car breaking down and her experience with the tow truck driver giving her a ride back. Her description of him was unkind and I thought reflected poorly on her.

Haha I saw your comment and didn't see your link and I thought, "This guy must be talking about Asian people."

Now if they only pedaled a little faster, they might have gotten out of the way.

But how else am I going to avoid all the bro-dudes in the dumbbell pit?

I've read this rule a couple times already. I have never heard about this. Genuinely curious, is this a regional thing? I work in California.

Come on, don't try to interject facts into this conversation.

I was parked head-in first and since there was no car parked in front of me, for some godforsaken reason, I decided to do a pull-through.

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Let's be honest…people who back into parking spots are assholes. Do you even save time or mental distress when you eventually drive out of the spot? I only add mental distress because only a pussy* would be stressed when backing out of a spot ass first. I don't want to wait as your slow ass backs into the spot and…

Yeah, seriously, Lady Gaga dropped off the face of the Eurf.