Yeah but it's my naive hope that the Survivor fan base would be more open to a diverse cast than the show's producers.

There's a video of them calling out wannabe tough guys at a show that were punching people in a mosh pit. Goddamn, young men are stupid.

Anyone worried that Second Chance voting will be like The Bachelor(ette): a bunch of young, attractive, and bland white men and women?

http://youtu.be/IRsPheErBj8

(speaks to college athlete walking by) Hey buddy, did you get a load of this nerd?

I went to trivia night at a brewery last night and all these nerdlings infested the place by dressing up for May the Fourth crap. I had to leave and go to a sports bar to watch the night's multiple sporting contest. It was as if I was Chaning Tatum in 21 Jumpstreet — all the nerds are cool for some reason.

Coke-snorting cocksuckers can still be nice guys.

I would load up on weapons, drive a tank, and go on a law enforcement killing rampage. When I was down to my last heart and lured all the cops near me, I would commit suicide by blowing up a nearby car as my tank was in flames and thus blowing up my own tank. One time, I did this and took so many cops with me that I…

Oh ok. I like to think I'm one of the more obsessive visitors of the site but sometimes these things get past me. Like when ElDan was one of a sudden treated like a pervert.

Thanks but I still don't see how those traits could be traced back to a college football player in Georgia.

How did people figure out who he was?

Miracles from heaven? As opposed to what? Miracles from Satan's butthole?

Oh yeah, I totally forgot about those things (the scorpion thing I can forgive). I guess in a season of turds, some vomit will look like gold.

Yeah, I know you never used the word "hate". I was trying to gin up some mob action, you know?

take two: Wait, why do we hate Mike again?

Wait, why do we hate Mike again?

I don't know why but I like to think Homer's and Lisa's relationship had a strand of similarity to Pa's and Laura's father-daughter relationship.

"I have a crazy friend who says it's wrong to protest. Is he crazy?"

Why the fuck do Efron and Levine get to take Plaza and Kendrick to a wedding as dates? I'm freaking available!!

I always get Matt Dillon and Josh Brolin confused.