Add Ming-Na Wen (who is 51 and kicking serious ass on Agents of Shield) and you…still have a lame Charlie's Angels reboot but hey, I don't care!

And she was one of Bruce Willis' former flames on an episode of Moonlighting.

Uh, wrong, you dumb slut. That would be the bass line in The Chain by Fleetwood Mac.

I want Hali to teach a history class.

Fugazi means fake? I believe the band Fugazi has something to say to you, Rodney.

Dana Delany is 59. She looks incredible. I always thought she was cute since China Beach.

I heard this on a podcast and thought it was a good observation on all the speculation that has occurred —

Guys, let's be honest.

I pity those poor suckers on the freeway.

Ha Google confirms your statement with a third party source. Thanks!

Speaking of which, he has aged horribly. I thought they hired a replacement actor as some sort of meta joke.

This article gave me the nudge* to get some Taco Bell for lunch. Two Doritos tacos and a beef quesrito.

Is Mel Rodriguez the new Luis Guzman?

Eva Green and Timothy Dalton? Is this some weird James Bond horror fanfic?

I have Amazon Prime and I did finish a weird ass season 3 of House of Cards so I guess I can catch up on Orphan Black after watchin Unbreakable Kimmie Schidmt.

Are there any other shows premiering in the next three months? I think we've tapped out all the winter shows. Rick and Morty and Games of Thrones are the two that come to mind.

(bass line for Sweet Home Alabama starts playing, shouts) Turn it up!

Yeah I sometimes get these passive aggressive jokes like these too where thinly masking them with a veil of irony makes the perpetrator believe they are shielded from being racist. They think having a friend of that ethnic group/being an "tolerant liberal" allows them the space to make that type of joke. It's a close…

Where did he go?

Did you fuckers (I mean that in the politest way) see the story where an Asian American guy and his friend got some passive-aggressive racist jokes thrown at them at the Seattle Starbucks roasters?