Like a Virgin, if you're a rookie.

Chopper looks like one of my friend's husband who I suspect doesn't like me very much. Can't wait to finish the rest of the episode and see what happens to him.

Straight up, if you don't want Christmas to be commercialized? Then be adamant about not receiving any gifts.

Anyone else notice the tighter than usual shots this episode? When Sonya was leaving Hank, the camera was all up on their faces. Didn't think it really added anything.

So…how many titties are in this one?

That's so punk of you.

Yay yay! Everything's coming up for DolphinLips!

Why did he shove off the toilet paper and grip the holder? Like it would help brace himself against bullets? I had to rewind it to just check if I missed anything.

If her next album contains one synthpop song, that would be cool. I may be asking for too much in an actual chill wave or dreampop song.

There was banjo in it, which is code for hillbilly.

I thought the twerking was ironic, which makes it ok.

I forgot where I saw this but the best zinger about any generation's self inflated idealism was essentially, "You thought you were about changing the system and fighting the good fight. But you all sold out for a house in the suburbs and a Subaru. And you all just ended up voting for Bush." He might have been talking…

As the episode was ending, I thought what the show needed was more badassery. I know it would make it entirely unrealistic if Marco and Sonya was kicking down doors and giving headshots like tequila shots every episode but I think that's what's missing from the show.

Rob Riggle is in this? How many times did he scream/yell his lines?

When did "satisfying" come to mean "devoid of laughter"? Might as well say my parents' marriage was satisfying.

Oh yeah? Are we saying hurtful things now? Okay, fine. The first season of 30 Rock was it's only funny season.

Speaking of restrained anger, I'm at lunch and they have Wendy Williams on and the audience is going ape-shit as she finishes up her monologue (?) and walks to her chair. What the hell is going on?

[with restrained anger] I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say that.

What? It had Eliza Coupe bearing her midriff. Bazinga!

I only watch to ogle Zooey Deschanel but people said the past couple of seasons have really improved and I didn't really see it. I feel like if any of the guy roommates did one of their "plant their feet and say something mildly ridiculously, slightly strained, not that close to being a little amusing, let alone…