No, I understood it. Sorry you're not doing well with the English language.

Just to quote you... " A U.S. prison would very likely do the same."

yeah, my dad abandoned me too. it's not something you really get over. my deepest condolences.

They take your money in exchange for lies. That is wrong. Period. I'm sorry you don't realize how fucked it is to make your living off of lying to people.

No. U.S. prisons do not check women's vagina's every time they go to court. ...

yeah they actually missed the outrage mark on this one - gynecological exam kind of implies it's a (bullshit) health concern given by a nurse, but this is just basically rape having a prison guard insert himself into your vagina on the pretext of a "search." If I were Jezz I'd have just called it rape, because that's…

He is a comedian. That's what they do.

I worked at a recording studio/production house in Chicago where he was mixing down a video, where he demanded he have access to the place for the whole weekend - even without supervision - and he had an underage girl with him. He also wanted LOTS of white towels and drank tons of Santa Margherita Pinot Grigio that…

I can't understand why this joke was so hard for people to fathom. LaSonia - it's a pun. A simple pun. Ugh.

totally. Whenever I used to say "I'm just gonna hop in the shower" my ex-husband would always say, "well be careful and don't fall down!" got me every time!

It was not a racist joke. DUH.

I live in LA. Psychics make insane amounts of money preying people here and I think they are just as evil as the Catholic Church or Islamists or other groups who lie for money and power. It's not "cute" that she lied to you and took your money by emotionally manipulating you. It might be fine for you because you…

In fact, *dear Jezebel*, http://usnews.nbcnews.com/_news/2013/12/…

Wow, um, I don't mean to sound harsh but... you're just not very bright are ya? I said, "that's like saying we don't have a preconceived notion..." which was clarifying that OF COURSE YOU DO - THAT'S THE POINT - it's not about race, it's about funny cultural anecdotes. OF COURSE you conjure an image of "Cletus" and…

Haha! I thought those were hilarious, (though kind of a rip off of Louis CK), and I was surprised Jezebel didn't write an article entitled, "Aziz sympathizes with child molestors" or something!

No actually lighten up. All ethnicities get made fun of for their names. I'll make fun of a Courtney or an Ashley and you'll know who I'm talking about. I'll make fun of a Cletus or Billy Bob and you'll know who I mean. White people be so dumb and ghetto too, just like everyone else on Earth and names are funny…

I'm not - comedy is the most sacred arena on Earth. Honestly there is nothing more important in life than keeping perspective and a goddamn sense of humor. Comedy is wisdom.

I think you're responding to the wrong person, as, we are in agreement on this.

He's not?? Hahaha! Watch "The Jerk" sometime. Hint - the movie starts out with him saying, "I was born a poor black boy..."

No darlin. Maybe you're young and unfamiliar with Steve's work. He's not making fun of "an entire race of people by calling their names ignorant" - that's like saying when Louis CK says, "So Cletus was..." or when Richard Pryor says, "So Billy Bob comes over and..." we don't have a pre-conceived notion of the…