While I love CK to bits, this is basically the logic of your argument:

yeah he's not bad-looking but he's not my type. Obviously from the men I listed I prefer dudes on the smaller/slimmer side. Big dudes like that with arm muscles that are like, the size of my thigh, make me feel disconnected from them, they don't feel real to me. Also I like hair too much.

huh, actually that plane bit is a pretty common bit I've seen more than one major comedian do a skit about. go to about 5 minutes for one example :)

IF YOU ARE IN LA PLEASE TELL ME WHAT STUDIO

I've never heard of this guy, but it seems like all the quotes that you're upset with are clearly him being cheeky/just kidding... so I don't get the angst. That said, Sam Rockwell will be the world's sexiest guy until he dies. Or Adrien Brody. Or Ed Norton. Those are my top three.

Duh, god's teeth we're on jezebel. I get that. obviously i fucking get that you don't need to give me goddamn lecture on slutshaming or whatever. I get that she should be allowed to wear plunging necklines, hell, go naked, wear fucking stilettos and still not get harassed. However, if I were in that position, and…

The worst part of this is she entered the "Tell Us About The Worst Boss You Ever Had" contest too late.

I just want to say that while in no way did this woman deserve any of this hell, if I were her that is the last book I'd bring to work with me so it did confound me when I saw that. Like, that dude showed you his dick yesterday, and that other dude kissed you, and you're going to bring that book to read to work? I…

you're mental. miley cyrus smoking pot in AMSTERDAM where it's perfectly legal has NOTHING to do with your asthma. it's not "wrong" because you have asthma. I'm an atheist and the only thing I can think to say to you is "Jesus Christ"

i can't believe i'm still discussing this, but I don't think her intention was activism, i think she was saying "fuck yeah i'm in amsterdam" like any kid her age on a stage would. and i am simply personally glad that she drew attention to smoking pot because it SHOULDN'T be a big deal if she does that. eye rolling,…

Oh my god, you moron. I had FELONIES because I had a bag of pot when I was 18 years old. I had to serve time, pay $5000, do community service, be on probation for 3 years, leave college because you can't get student loans with felonies, which meant leaving my dorm/housing and being completely and totally fucked for…

I do not remotely understand this shit. People are weird.

what the hell are you going on about troll? I'm 40 years old I don't give a shit about Miley Cyrus and my point was I don't see why you do.

by the way, did you happen to read the part where my life was ruined because of pot? I'm white. So, good luck with all that.

No, I'm totally serious. No one ever brings up racism on Jezebel, and I'm glad you took the initiative.

yeah that won weirdest comment ever about pot for me.

I just think it doesn't have to be so dramatic. she's a young popstar making a statement that she smokes pot and doesn't give a fuck about the pearl-clutchers, and I just don't get why Jezebel has to be all... well.. clutching their pearls. Let her make her little statement that she doesn't care and she takes Molly…

Thank goodness SOMEONE on Jezebel made this about racism.

No it's not, because those girls are straight, whereas Miley actually does smoke pot.

wait what? are you seriously saying it should be illegal because you could have an asthma attack??