Also, I'm not Casey Chan, and that's pretty damn obvious, as I explained that I'm white, but thanks for clearing up your racism, which is actually the only racism here. And no one - NO ONE chose to move to Peoria. They were born there and never left. That is the only reason you would live there. So I'm simply…

Yeah, as the other commenters explained to you, you completely missed my point, which I stated quite clearly: that entire city is white, there is absolutely NO cultural diversity anywhere around Peoria, it's 100% white. So I was saying to the people OF PRIVILEGE there, that they can pick up somewhere else and I would…

So, as someone who lived in Chicago for 15 years, and had the displeasure of visiting Peoria, which I consider to be one of the worst places I have ever been and could ever imagine living, where there is literally nothing to do for hundreds of miles, and this isn't even Peoria, but worse: a suburb of Peoria, when I…

right? like, goodbye property value..

right? I can't help but think of this meme.

While I love CK to bits, this is basically the logic of your argument:

yeah he's not bad-looking but he's not my type. Obviously from the men I listed I prefer dudes on the smaller/slimmer side. Big dudes like that with arm muscles that are like, the size of my thigh, make me feel disconnected from them, they don't feel real to me. Also I like hair too much.

huh, actually that plane bit is a pretty common bit I've seen more than one major comedian do a skit about. go to about 5 minutes for one example :)

IF YOU ARE IN LA PLEASE TELL ME WHAT STUDIO

I've never heard of this guy, but it seems like all the quotes that you're upset with are clearly him being cheeky/just kidding... so I don't get the angst. That said, Sam Rockwell will be the world's sexiest guy until he dies. Or Adrien Brody. Or Ed Norton. Those are my top three.

Duh, god's teeth we're on jezebel. I get that. obviously i fucking get that you don't need to give me goddamn lecture on slutshaming or whatever. I get that she should be allowed to wear plunging necklines, hell, go naked, wear fucking stilettos and still not get harassed. However, if I were in that position, and…

The worst part of this is she entered the "Tell Us About The Worst Boss You Ever Had" contest too late.

I just want to say that while in no way did this woman deserve any of this hell, if I were her that is the last book I'd bring to work with me so it did confound me when I saw that. Like, that dude showed you his dick yesterday, and that other dude kissed you, and you're going to bring that book to read to work? I…

you're mental. miley cyrus smoking pot in AMSTERDAM where it's perfectly legal has NOTHING to do with your asthma. it's not "wrong" because you have asthma. I'm an atheist and the only thing I can think to say to you is "Jesus Christ"

i can't believe i'm still discussing this, but I don't think her intention was activism, i think she was saying "fuck yeah i'm in amsterdam" like any kid her age on a stage would. and i am simply personally glad that she drew attention to smoking pot because it SHOULDN'T be a big deal if she does that. eye rolling,…

Oh my god, you moron. I had FELONIES because I had a bag of pot when I was 18 years old. I had to serve time, pay $5000, do community service, be on probation for 3 years, leave college because you can't get student loans with felonies, which meant leaving my dorm/housing and being completely and totally fucked for…

I do not remotely understand this shit. People are weird.

what the hell are you going on about troll? I'm 40 years old I don't give a shit about Miley Cyrus and my point was I don't see why you do.

by the way, did you happen to read the part where my life was ruined because of pot? I'm white. So, good luck with all that.

No, I'm totally serious. No one ever brings up racism on Jezebel, and I'm glad you took the initiative.