I'm an atheist. Obviously. I don't take it literally or figuratively I think it's a giant pile of excrement based on the stars, and perverted to attempt to control people. Which should be quite obvious.

LMAO - "any source less than 1600 years old" - wow that's so dumb on so many levels.

yeah, reality's a bitch, but it's much better (at least for us women) to not believe that women just exist for men's amusement.

that's only because there was no college in Biblical times, but they pretty much made it clear.

Yeah: it's classic that using your brain rather than believing in fairytales is pretty much a superior use of your brain.

Yawn. It's a mythology that tells women they are men's property. It's whole fucking crux is a virgin birth. It's an extremely anti-woman religion just like most religions. Go Jezebel for speaking out against religion, I applaud you every time!

Nope. Anyone sticking up for a mythical religion is the ignorant one.

I think it's pretty safe to say it IS their position. Have you ever been to a Catholic Church? Have you ever READ the bible?

LOL, point us to someone who does... you people still believe in crazy nonsense. Virgin births, heaven and hell, the afterlife, gays are going to burn in hell in the afterlife - I mean I could go on but why bother.

If I were black, and I were raised in the South, I would make it my goal in life to get the fuck out of the South. I'd just leave as soon as I turned 18, I'd go live and work in another state until I had residency, and then I'd go to school in that state. (Which is what I did because I didn't like the state I was…

LMAO, you cannot possibly believe that. I said that I went to the party looking for sex, I was willing to do it with a 16 year old but I got lucky and got the hottest guy at El Toro High. And when I asked him to stop, he stopped. Only a total douchebag would read that and call him a rapist.

covering myself in glory? huh??

yawn

haha, i'm far too tickled with my 99 "recommended"s to take it down, (shame there is no "edit" feature on jez comments) and the thing is... no teenager googles their parent's names. also, as my story bears witness, teenagers can handle a lot more than we'd like to imagine.

Ha! That is correct!!! I'd also still kill to remember Andy's last name...

you know actually there is one part that I took liberty with, and that's that I didn't ask Mark where Kevin's room was. I believe I went with that in the re-telling in order to progress the story faster. In reality, a good amount of time passed after I filled my beer and saw the grommets & Kevin, and I had gone to…

that's cute rewriting the definition of losing one's virginity! if only we could all just decide the first time we orgasmed during sex was the first time we had sex! hahaha, awesome.

LMAO!! The very first album I ever bought was Year of The Cat! I remember buying it: my Mom had taken me record shopping and I just loved the cover of that album and I begged my Mom for it. I was very, very young, I don't know my age but I was 3 years old when it came out so maybe I was like 5 or 6 at the oldest?

haha, of course!

omg omg omg! I seriously had never ever thought to look for them - and THEY'RE STILL SURFING! so rad! that seriously makes my day.