In other words, don't tell anything to a drunk you don't want others to find out about.

I'm stunned a 35 year with a 16 year old kid made a poor life decision. Just stunned. /dripping sarcasm

None of you Jezzies would be supporting her if it was a 35 year old dad and his son's 16 year old girlfriend.

Marketing.

I suppose the 35 year-old woman with the 16 year-old daughter aspect of this shouldn't be all that surprising...

In retrospect, football was sort of a thing he fell ass-backwards into for a while despite being an irredeemable turd. The most interesting aspect of this case isn’t that a football player was just convicted of murder, but that a murderer actually managed to have a short pro football career.

A mental health professional is obligated to report a crime, especially if there is continued risk to others. You have no legal right to assume that what you confess to a therapist has any protections against prosecution.

I was sort of thinking the same thing ... I know if I was 18 years old I would jumped all over that and given her the best 14 seconds of her life.

Why aren't I invited to these kinds of parties as an adult?

Keep in mind that people in AA (members and sponsors) are not professional lawyers or therapists (or if they are, they are not acting in an official capacity). They have no legal protection if they hear that something illegal has happened or is happening. They must report it, lest they be "charged as accessories after…

This is Lohanesque levels of hot mess.

Why was I never invited to these kinds of parties as a teen?

Right hand on pink, left foot on stink.

If she'd done it with both boys at once, the guys would have easily had 35 years between them.

According to the Chicago Architecture Foundation tour we attended, the local nickname for this thing is “The Big Screw.”

As I understand it, length is more important than girth when filling such a hole.

plug it with one of these guys.

Keep digging, build a staircase and a cafeteria, get ready for the apocalypse.

Put a spiral ramp down with parking meters. At Chicago rates they’ll turn a profit in a few months.

Bring back the games. And have politicians battle it out for their nominations.