Sues UVA on what grounds? He was assaulted on private property by a non-university-affiliated officer (officers?).

Glass houses, weirdo.

Sure, she's a hero but I run one little motel with my mother's old corpse and I'm the weirdo.

Aww, that little girl is going to be one hell of a surgeon/serial killer one day.

My default is to like anything that makes Steve Harvey uncomfortable, so she's good in my book!

Women: Never ever vote for a Republican.

I have never purchased a box of tissues for myself because I ALREADY HAVE 20-METRIC-FUCKTONS-OF-COSTCO-PURCHASED-TOILET-PAPER-IN-MY-APARTMENT-AND-THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-BUY-ANOTHER-PAPER-PRODUCT-TO-GET-RID-OF-SNOT

You want to fuck other dudes, your husband isn't into it. He needs therapy?

So, the morale of the story is that women have so much baggage they need multiple men to dump it on at all times.

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?

Nope, if the incident at trial is related to the medical incident, the defense can (and absolutely should) have access to them. Happens ALL the time. (though maybe by a slightly different legal method)

So I'm assuming these records will prove she's lying? How is that shitty? This might save an innocent man from false charges and save the school from a damaging lawsuit.

I want people to know that i can afford one and they can't; so i'm getting 2, one for each wrist

And I'm not joking when I say I hate these things. Like, I get really hot and bothered by it physically. I feel like the word misanthrope captures my essence. I understand that I am a petty person to let these things affect me so but...

I think most guys would go Merlin on those dishes with a little romantic choreplay.

I would Totally do all of the dishes if this would happen. All of the time everytime.

In a better relationship now. For one thing she likes to cook.

Are you talking like "bowl of cereal" Breakfast dishes? Because any blow job giver worth their weight in salt can get the job done faster than supper dishes.

I've listened to friends complain about their SO 's lack of housekeeping skills and it usually makes me laugh. Did they never see their place before they started living together? or their car? Someone who's a slob isn't going to not be a slob because they are now living with you. Divvy the chores based on who likes to…