I have never purchased a box of tissues for myself because I ALREADY HAVE 20-METRIC-FUCKTONS-OF-COSTCO-PURCHASED-TOILET-PAPER-IN-MY-APARTMENT-AND-THERE-IS-NO-NEED-TO-BUY-ANOTHER-PAPER-PRODUCT-TO-GET-RID-OF-SNOT

Jesus fucking Christ, is there no pleasing you kind of people???

You want to fuck other dudes, your husband isn't into it. He needs therapy?

So, the morale of the story is that women have so much baggage they need multiple men to dump it on at all times.

What's the over/under on how long before poly and open relationship type people take their evangelizing door-to-door like Jehovah's Witnesses?

I have seriously NEVER considered the age, sex or race of the author before reading a book. Most of the time, I do not even know it, and quite frankly, I don't care.

I've linked the definition of racism here for you, Saladin:

Nope, if the incident at trial is related to the medical incident, the defense can (and absolutely should) have access to them. Happens ALL the time. (though maybe by a slightly different legal method)

So I'm assuming these records will prove she's lying? How is that shitty? This might save an innocent man from false charges and save the school from a damaging lawsuit.

I want people to know that i can afford one and they can't; so i'm getting 2, one for each wrist

what gets me about Event Horizon is how fucking close to OMG awesome is was while still being oh, so so bad.

I'm glad there are some terrible movies that should *not* be rewatched.

And I'm not joking when I say I hate these things. Like, I get really hot and bothered by it physically. I feel like the word misanthrope captures my essence. I understand that I am a petty person to let these things affect me so but...

I think most guys would go Merlin on those dishes with a little romantic choreplay.

I would Totally do all of the dishes if this would happen. All of the time everytime.

In a better relationship now. For one thing she likes to cook.

Are you talking like "bowl of cereal" Breakfast dishes? Because any blow job giver worth their weight in salt can get the job done faster than supper dishes.

After looking at the comments and examining the pictures, I have come to a conclusion. I have no strong feelings for it, one way or another.

I've listened to friends complain about their SO 's lack of housekeeping skills and it usually makes me laugh. Did they never see their place before they started living together? or their car? Someone who's a slob isn't going to not be a slob because they are now living with you. Divvy the chores based on who likes to…