This, I think, is key.

In my experience, you can be friends with your exes granted you didn't care too much for them in the first place.

World hijab day, where non-Muslim women are encouraged to wear hijab, was started by Muslim women in the US to get non-Muslim women to have a way to empathize with what they experience. It seems like this is a continuation of this. I don't get the snark (eta: except about the 'skin darkening').

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

You forgot these!

It's demeaning coming from the alternate reality where women and men are identical in every regard. But in this reality, it says a lot that a significant number of people who'se opinions on MMA matter for more than generating pageviews for cash think she can hang with the men and succeed against many of them.

How on earth is it demeaning to speculate how she'd fare against men?

"There's a lot of guys her size she could beat. I mean, a lot. If you took the roster of the UFC's bantamweights, 135 pounds, and you paired them up against Ronda Rousey, she might be able to beat 50 percent of them. That's not a joke."

I heard that if you put the painting in front of a mirror with all the lights off and the shades drawn and say, "I did not have sexual relations," three times, you get a coupon for free dry-cleaning.

... seriously, though. Biting the hand that feeds you, much?

GWB should be repainted in an orange jumpsuit.

Ehh...your heart is a bit asymmetrical, and you barely have a lung gap.

Actual photo of me:

I would put:

"Wreck ahead- Take next exit"

@GreenN_Gold:

@graverobber: Philip Landrigan Edition:

@LandofMinos, once, twice, three times a lady: Vegan gay sex?

@LandofMinos, is back to bake your cake.: Nice. I'm all for gay sex if both chicks are hot.

Oh great, now some douchebag is going to use this to ask his girlfriend to marry him. Seriously man, that's what ballparks are for!

And next time on MAKE Weekend, we'll show you how to build an air traffic control radar jammer so you can get a close up look at a real downed commercial jet. I'm Phil Torrone, and I'll see you then