Well, I'd kick the shit out of someone using "totes" in a conversation.

People who use it are trying to be trendy, but come off as pathetic losers.

That word is what's wrong. Pathetic.

Hostile.

It wasn't really a joke at all, cool d00d.

It's the silliest word on the planet. Makes you seem so COOL!

"Totes" is a joke?

Some women should just stay single.

"Totes". Aren't you cute and trendy.

Well, you sure told them, silly.

Really that was almost as sci-fi as the average NCIS episode though.

And most websites still do this in spite of the constant "I forgot my password" messages because nobody can remember the arcane bullshit without writing it down.

Number 5 is turning your keys over to some guy you just met off the street to protect your house and contents.

Nope. PhD here and I think it's ridiculous to keep adding holidays.

Let's just cancel school altogether. Heaven forbid someone's religion not get a holiday off. The world might end (on Jezebel at least).

Look it up and see exactly why I call it a flight of fancy. It isn't a "chink" at all but a known conclusion of relativity. A local shaping of space-time to "travel" FTL does have theories preventing it that the global shaping does not. That's exactly what relativity says. That's why I've said from the beginning that…

When in a scientific discussion, you state that something is "theoretically possible" it has a meaning, and that meaning isn't "gee whiz that would be nice".

You keep making claims like "if something can expand, it can likely change in other ways." That's not only based on no data at all, it's based on a bad logical supposition to begin with - some change doesn't mean other change is possible.

When talking about science you are better off using a scientific definition, not anything else if you want serious responses.

We'll destroy ourselves first I think....