Or stand-up comedians will joke about ANYTHING, especially with one another because people in that line of work don’t actually believe that hardly anything is actually off limits. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The replies on Twitter are a compendium of reaction gifs for the ages

“A nearby surveillance camera shows multiple cars passing by the scene as Di Pietrantonio screamed for help. Monteleone notes that had someone stopped, her life might have been saved.”

Apparently, some Christians believe that Jesus really gets off on pranking members of the service industry.

I served at a family restaurant and I never expected a larger-than usual 15-20% tip from a family with small children. (When I got one, it was greatly appreciated, though!) What did make me not hate certain families, though, was when the parent(s) were clearly trying their best, helping me clean up messes, being…

I waited tables in Lynchburg, Virginia, one of the "buckles" of the Bible Belt. The after-church crowd was always horrendous. They'd routinely under-tip, snidely ask why I was working that day instead of going to church, leave gospel tracts instead of cash tips (even the maddening "fake" tip) and generally act like…

i don't think lupita's mixed since both her parents are kenyan, they just happened to be in mexico at the time she was born.

Well, both Lebanon and Colombia want to lay claim (not physically of course!) to Shakira. She's also mixed. Her mother is Catalan/Italian (European) and her dad is Lebanese. She's not black, but looks way different (not white) in her "natural" state..

Lupita wins, but my mind automatically went to the Pantsuit Rainbow.

Team Twirl!

Hey look, give it a funny name and anorexia becomes religion.

I don't buy that she's not drinking water. Can't a person only live for like 3 days before dying of dehydration, if they don't take in any moisture?

Wearing track pants out in public (unless you are on your way to or leaving the track) is just not OK. The only thing worse are the trashy teeny boppers wearing pajamas bottoms and slippers at the gas station.

Good for her. However, its unattractive.

I dreamed a dream of skating pride

I think the most important point made in this article is not about those who choose not to vaccinate (which there have always been, and will always be - my husband almost died of whooping cough as a child because of his hardcore fundamentalist anti-Western medicine mom, and I also know a lot of hippies who did not…

To the anti-vaxxers: This is what whooping cough looks like in an infant. This is the misery you have wrought, you selfish, ignorant, scum-sucking assholes. I hope you all die in a fire.

Great. So not only will I die by coughing up a lung, but I will have to die knowing that it's because some Portland hipster yuppie douchebag couldn't be arsed to take his daughter Cucumber to get a fucking pertussis shot between her unicycle and harpsichord lessons.

What would be ideal ratios of ethnicities in modeling, in your opinion? Because I just googled the percentage of black Americans and it's 13.1%; Americans of Asian descent only make up 5.1% of the population. If the 9.75% of models in fashion week are black, that actually isn't too far off from the ratio of the US…