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Which is good because the gas cap blows open at around 90...

I went to a diesel tractor pull once and I’m dying right now.

No!!! Not on Jalopnik. Unless a law or current event involves a brown manual diesel wagon miata we don’t want to hear about it.

I’ve ridden this thing I like it (for what it is), but the rear tire locks if you so much as think about using the rear brake.

Clubman bars without rearsets

But seriously about Doug’s haircut...

You can reset the baseline for the TPMS from inside that car (either through the head unit or a button in the govebox). If you didn’t have an abs fault light it was most likely just an improperly set baseline. So the stealership broke your car for no reason at all....

You might invest in one of these

Do you have any issues with your giant brass balls sticking to the fuel tank in that kind of weather?

The front bumper of every car looks different than the hood. You will never get the same finish on metal and plastic to match 100%. This inevitablility gives body techs nightmares.

gifs like that are why this comment is currently pending approval

You may be the only person outside of OR with a 240 a V70 and a desire to own the 500e.

Smart Roadster

Lets just call them what they are...former volvo 240 drivers.

This is Jalopnik, the default answer should be Miata.

Because just writing "unfuckwithable" on the valve cover was already taken?

History might suggest the UAW is bad for VW. See also: Westmoreland

Cough...Angela Merkel...Cough